Don't Let the Riverbeast Get You!

Don't Let the Riverbeast Get You! 2012

7.00

In this campy throwback to 1950s monster films, a vicious monster, the Riverbeast, has arisen from its watery lair to terrorize a peaceful New England town. Local tutor Neil Stuart has seen the beast before, but nobody believed his story, making him the town laughingstock. Neil sets out to not only prove that the Riverbeast exists, but also, with the help of his beautiful pupil, scrappy tutor buddies, and a former professional athlete, to vanquish the aquatic menace!

2012

Druids Druids Everywhere

Druids Druids Everywhere 2004

7.80

Confused and afflicted with Woods Insanity Matt meets old friend Charlie in the woods. They discover that Druid Warlord McGee plans to release the "Vapor of Death." Now they must save both their concubines, and the world.

2004

Heard She Got Murdered

Heard She Got Murdered 2023

10.00

After the terrifying events of HEARD SHE GOT MARRIED, the extremely talented musician Mitch Owens (Matt Farley) is ready to move on with his life, but before he can achieve the success he deserves, fate intervenes! Now, Mitch must face horrifying secrets from his past, death around every corner, and an officer of the law who will not rest until bloody justice is served.

2023

Monsters, Marriage and Murder in Manchvegas

Monsters, Marriage and Murder in Manchvegas 2009

7.20

When a homicidal madman begins slaying young women in the idyllic New England town of Manchvegas, it's up to a trio of cunning local freelance businesspeople known as M.O.S. -- the Manchvegas Outlaw Society -- to get to the bottom of the crime spree. Meanwhile, a band of hairy forest monsters also menaces the village.

2009

Adventures in Cruben Country

Adventures in Cruben Country 2002

8.70

Matt (Matt Farley) has recently been elected mayor of Thomasville, a small New England town. Along with his assistant Charlie (Charlie Roxburgh), Matt has caused quite a stir by making radical proposals, such as the banishment of motorized vehicles and the construction of an underground pedestrian walkway. When he announces plans to develop a vast wilderness tract known as Cruben Country, Matt angers some of the city’s most powerful residents. Despite this stressful situation, Matt does his best to nurture a budding relationship with Melanie, a local newspaper reporter. With the covert Druids scheming against them, Matt and Charlie are about to find out that they not only have to fight for their political opinions, they also have to fight for their lives!

2002

Local Legends

Local Legends 2013

8.80

The adventures of Matt Farley as he spends a few weeks preparing for a big comedy show in Manchester, NH.

2013

Freaky Farley

Freaky Farley 2007

6.90

In a small New Hampshire town, the local peeping tom, Freaky Farley is embroiled in a tale of murder, monsters, ninjas, witches, angst, anger, insecurity and madness.

2007

Sammy

Sammy 2002

8.00

A comedy movie by Matt Farley and Charles Roxburgh. It's both a part of their Druid-themed Thomasville series and an homage to the early 1980s horror movie The Pit. A wild and wacky no-budget comedy, Sammy was shot on DV and completed in 2002. The movie was filmed primarily in Manchester, New Hampshire, with some scenes also filmed in Connecticut.

2002

Magic Spot

Magic Spot 2022

8.00

Two cousins use a magic spot in the local woods that acts as a time travel portal to both assist their dead uncle and to rekindle an old romance.

2022

Slingshot Cops

Slingshot Cops 2016

9.00

A supernatural menace has descended on the peaceful town of Woodsville Center! It's up to Officier Rusty (Matt Farley), his partner Wolf (Jim McHugh, the mysterious newcomer known as The Eastern European (Tom Scalzo), loyal Officer Annabelle (Sharon Scalzo), and their courageous friends to take down this deadly villain!

2016

Druid Gladiator Clone

Druid Gladiator Clone 2003

9.80

An evil Druid warlord resurrects a young man and transforms him into a wicked superhero. With the help of a nice young woman, the superhero eventually begins to question his diabolical beliefs. As if his hands weren't full enough with his study of good and evil, he also has to deal with the confusion caused by his clone, the beasts of The Druid Gladiator Match, and, of course, the scheming Druid warlord.

2003

Boston Johnny

Boston Johnny 2023

10.00

A spokesman rises to the top of the Greater Boston area spokesperson game.

2023

Motern Media Christmas Special

Motern Media Christmas Special 2017

9.50

The Christmas special you've been looking for is here! MattFarley teams with Pete Peterson to host this variety show spectacular, which features comedy by Jay Mayo, special appearances by Slingshot Cops actors, theatrical interpretations by the ShockMarathons Repertory Players, music from Jon Cross, & cameos by Freaky Farley & The Riverbeast. Will JandekClaus or Sleison join the Christmas fun?

2017

Obtuse Todd

Obtuse Todd 2006

8.00

A part-time musician finds his life spiraling out of control when he starts receiving strange phone calls from a precocious young girl.

2006

Local Legends: Bloodbath!

Local Legends: Bloodbath! 2024

1

The businessman side of Matt Farley decides to kill everyone who gets in the way of his artist side.

2024