The Antman

The Antman 2003

5.00

“The Antman” is a lovingly-made but sluggish monster-movie parody, done with German-speaking actors on a sparse soundstage standing in for 1950s Mexico. Promising concept is bolstered by colorful performances by Gotz Otto and Lars Rudolph, and the filmmakers have fun with pic’s look, right down to tacky lighting worthy of Roger Corman. But Marc Meyer’s script isn’t fast or funny enough to keep pace with energetic visuals. The first in a projected series of B-movie homages grouped as “Planet B,” the producers might want to call in Joe Dante to supervise the rest, as “Antman” seems unlikely to crawl very far beyond its native borders

2003

Falling Rocks

Falling Rocks 2000

5.92

6 Friends, 1 Killer, No Mercy! Slow moving thriller that builds up towards a nerve wrecking end.

2000

Detective Lovelorn and the Revenge of the Pharaoh

Detective Lovelorn and the Revenge of the Pharaoh 2002

4.80

Nils Lovelorn, blessed with a present ego and a "second self" in the form of a well-rounded super blonde called Bebe, is sent back in time by time machine. There he is to blow out the lights of a pharaoh who, 3000 years later, threatens the world with destruction as a demon. Unfortunately, his feminine second half occasionally gains the upper hand and, to make matters worse, falls in love with the blood-sucking, evil pharaoh.

2002

Mask Under Mask

Mask Under Mask 2002

2.00

An adventurous, mystical story about Valdez de Corazón, Prince of San Vanidad, who is not only a very powerful man, but also a very beautiful one. To ensure that neither of these things change, he marries the sorceress Alyssa de Espella, bearer of the secret of eternal youth. In return, he promises her eternal fidelity at the wedding. As he is unable to keep his promise, he banishes his wife to the city walls. Alyssa, furious with rage, swears revenge and turns into a zombie every night to pursue Valdez mercilessly. On his escape, he discovers his true face and one last chance to break the deadly curse.

2002