Den alkoholiserede professor George skændes uophørligt med sin kone Martha på den mest modbydelige måde. Det forhindrer dem ikke i at invitere Georges kollega Nick og dennes kone Honey over på besøg. Det bliver en forfærdelig aften, som ingen af de fire glemmer lige med det første.
To Scotland Yard inspektører ved navn Bung og Slowbottom leder i en skov efter nogle forsvundne kvinder, men løber i stedet ind i den gale videnskabsmand Dr. Watt og hans sexede vampyrsøster Valaria. Midt i al halløjet dukker den stedlige varulv og et Frankenstein-uhyre op.
The time has come for Redvers Potter to relinquish his role as head of the family confectionary firm, Pottermints - his company has been taken over and he is now going into enforced retirement. His wife, Aileen, is not too happy about having her husband under her feet either, but Potter is determined to make the most of his retirement. He decides he will give people the benefit of his managerial experience - even if they don't want it.
Henry Farr, a Wimbledon solicitor desperate to rid himself of his wife, settles on murder as a solution to his problem.
