Richard L. Bare Productions Studio Details

So You Want to Know Your Relatives 1954

1

Do-gooder Joe McDoakes is the guest on the "Know Your Relatives" TV show where, to his chagrin, many of his black sheep relations reveal the skeletons in the family closet.

So You Want to Move 1950

1

Joe plans on moving but needs tips on how.

So You Want to Enjoy Life 1952

2.00

Believing he has only a month to live, average guy Joe McDoakes decides to live life to the fullest in the time he has left.

So You Want a Raise 1950

6.00

Joe McDoakes asks for a raise and is informed by his boss that the employee selected by him to run the office while he is on vacation will get a raise.

So You Want to Build a House 1948

4.50

In this comedic short, Joe McDoakes is evicted from his apartment and decides to build his own home. As the project progresses, his dream house turns into a nightmare.

So You Want to Be in Pictures 1947

5.80

Aspiring actor Joe McDoakes blows his first part at Warner Bros. and has to settle for being a stand-in.

So You Want to Be a V.P. 1955

8.50

Joe McDoakes is employed as the seventh vice-president in a firm that only makes promotions from the employee ranks.

So You Want to Be a Gambler 1948

4.70

In this comedic short, Joe McDoakes experiences the pitfalls of gambling.

So You Want to Keep Your Hair 1946

6.00

Average American Joe McDoakes searches in vain for any cure that will halt his fast-disappearing hairline.

So You Want to Hold Your Wife 1947

5.00

In this comedic short, Joe McDoakes, dissatisfied, attempts to save his five-years marriage to Alice.

So You Want to Play the Horses 1946

6.00

In this outing, Joe loves playing the horses and shows what you can do to improve your odds of winning.

So You Think You're Allergic 1945

4.00

Joe McDoakes thinks he's allergic.

So You Want to Play the Piano 1956

4.00

Alice neglects her housework because she is enthralled with the long-haired piano player, Gregor Flatorsharpsky, next door. Joe buys a piano, and the accompanying free lessons, and sets out to impress Alice. Alice is vastly unimpressed.

So You Want to Be a Detective 1948

6.80

Joe McDoakes imagines himself as a private detective on a murder case. Throughout the film, he spars verbally with narrator Art Gilmore.

So You Want an Apartment 1948

4.00

Joe McDoakes and his wife go apartment hunting.

So You Think You're Not Guilty 1950

5.71

Joe McDoakes pleads "not guilty" to a traffic violation but is convicted anyway. Handling this setback in his usual manner, the two-dollar fine quickly pyramids to a 10-year jail sentence.

So You Want to Be Pretty 1956

2.00

In this comedic short, Joe and Alice McDoakes each wish their looks were better.

So You Want to Be a Salesman 1947

5.00

Joe McDoakes begins a new job as a vacuum cleaner salesman but can't seem to sell any.

So You Want to Be a Gladiator 1955

5.00

Joe thinks he's back in the gladiator days, and finds himself sentenced to be thrown to the Coliseum lions after breaking a string while playing the lyre for King Nero.

So You Want to Wear the Pants 1952

5.00

It's a dangerous hypnotic suggestion when a psychiatrist tells married couple Joe and Alice McDoakes to switch points of view during a session.